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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.