Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.