Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.