If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.