The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.