Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?