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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.