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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”