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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.