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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”