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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.