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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.