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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.