Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.