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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.