Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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My life coach traded me.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?