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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.