That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president. Commentary:Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable. I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm? “The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere. Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?