That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.