I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the ultimate staycation plan: just me, my couch, and no missing snacks. ππΊβοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me. Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m likeβ¦ I went shopping. The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone elseβs house on your vacation. Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people. I need a six-month vacation twice a year.