Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

You should never forget where you came from. Thatโ€™s probably where your keys are.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ has viewed:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I donโ€™t want to hear your problems.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

Womenโ€™s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like youโ€™re wearing a blanket.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ has downloaded:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

96 this month

Funny Quotes Total

14,690

Funny Quotes Topics

16,895

Funny Quotes Images

14,690

Updated

Dec 1, 2025

Users Online

3,989

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Breaking via Telegram:

Podcasts are like babies, theyโ€™re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Just landed via Instagram:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Itโ€™s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. Iโ€™m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Making waves on Slack:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.
Download image โ†“

Commentary:
When someone drunk texts you, consider it a rock-solid testament to your undeniable charm ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ซ

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Related Funny Posts ๐Ÿค

Trending Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Trending Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ“ˆ

Hot Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Trending Topics ๐Ÿ“

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

96 this month

Funny Quotes Total

14,690

Funny Quotes Topics

16,895

Funny Quotes Images

14,690

Updated

Dec 1, 2025

Users Online

3,606

Funny Quotes of the Month ๐Ÿš€

Funny Quotes of the Year โญ

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

Girl, heโ€™s nonchalant because he doesnโ€™t like you. Heโ€™s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Iโ€™ve found God. Itโ€™s my turn to hide now.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has copied:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has viewed:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Seen just now on Facebook:

Iโ€™ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. Itโ€™s not looking so good.

Breaking via Messenger:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Making waves on Messenger:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Live now on YouTube:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The question I ask myself most often is, โ€œWhat would a jury think about this?โ€

Just shared via Twitch:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didnโ€™t want her to know.

Going viral on Messenger:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Share Wordgag ๐Ÿ™

ยฉ 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with โค๏ธ in Sydney โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด