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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.