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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.