Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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I have friends in high places (birds).