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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.