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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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