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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.