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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.