Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.