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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.