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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.