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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.