Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.