Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.