Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.