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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.