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I only drink when I people.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.