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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”