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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.