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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.