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I told ChatGPT about us.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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