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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.