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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.