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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?