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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.