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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.