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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.