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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.