I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?