Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?