Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.